A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any
grapes.The bartender replies no, and the duck leaves. The very next day the duck returns, and again asks if the bartender has any grapes. Again the bartender replies no, and the duck leaves.
The next day the duck returns, and asks for grapes. The bartender, understandably is a little miffed, so he says to the duck, "listen buddy, I have told you, I didnt have any grapes the day before yesterday,I didnt have any grapes yesterday, and I have no grapes today! If you come in here asking for grapes again, Ill nail your feet to the floor!" So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck returns,and askes the bartender if hes got any nails? The bartender says no. The duck asks........Got any grapes?
توقيع :Galal Hasanin
Mr. Galal Hasanin
Expert Teacher of English Language
El-Malek El-Kamel High School
Mansoura Secondary High School