Here are some jokes hoping you like them
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me...[/font"> [/font">
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, whats your phone number??[/font"> [/font">
MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because Im wild, romantic and exciting?[/font"> MAN : NO, because you make me sick. [/font">
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.[/font"> HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. [/font">
MARY : John says Im pretty. Andy says Im ugly.What do u think, Peter?[/font"> PETER : A bit of both. I think youre pretty ugly. [/font">
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"[/font"> Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?"[/font"> Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it".[/font"> [/font">
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".[/font">
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"[/font"> Customer : "What other colors do you have?" [/font">
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Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "Its a family tradition".[/font"> Teacher : "What does that mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".[/font"> Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "Shes a woman".[/font">
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I [/font"> be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love".[/font">
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"[/font"> Sam : "No sir, I dont have to, my mom is a good cook". [/font">
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case Ive treated. The others all died".[/font">
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"[/font"> Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time." [/font">
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