أهلا وسهلا بك زائرنا الكريم في منتديات كويك لووك ، لكي تتمكن من المشاركة ومشاهدة جميع أقسام المنتدى وكافة الميزات ، يجب عليك إنشاء حساب جديد بالتسجيل بالضغط هنا أو تسجيل الدخول اضغط هنا إذا كنت عضواً .





some jokes

Here are some jokes hoping you like them BOY: Can I hold your hand? GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! ..



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Here are some jokes hoping you like them
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BOY: Can I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isnt heavy.[/font">

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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...[/font">

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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, whats your phone number??[/font">

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MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because Im wild, romantic and exciting?[/font">
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
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HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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MARY : John says Im pretty. Andy says Im ugly.What do u think, Peter?
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PETER : A bit of both. I think youre pretty ugly.
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Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
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Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"[/font">
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we dont need it".[/font">

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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".[/font">


Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
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Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
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Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "Its a family tradition".[/font">
Teacher : "What does that mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".[/font">
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "Shes a woman".[/font">


Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
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be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".[/font">


Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
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Sam : "No sir, I dont have to, my mom is a good cook".
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Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case Ive treated. The others all died".[/font">


Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
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Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time." [/font">

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