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Husband V/S Wife
emadelmansy 06-05-2010 01:27 صباحاً
Husband V/S Wife

[CENTER ALIGN=CENTER]Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E?

It means,
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever


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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So Id be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.


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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills..


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Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you


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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.


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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents


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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!


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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again


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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

You know, I was a fool when I married you..

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didnt notice
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